You're killin me smalls...

So straying from my usual sports posts...as frequent as they may be...I've decided to do a quick one about a movie idea I've had for a little while now. Question:

If Mel Gibson can make an entire movie in Aramaic, why can't I make one entirely in Piglatin?

First off, Woody Allen is directing, this is gonna be a film that's heavy on the dialogue. There will be absolutely no subtitles and the plot will be painfully confusing. I was originally thinking about contacting that chick from sesame street to chill in the corner of each pivotal scene to do the signing but i thought it might be offensive...in fact even writing that idea is pretty offensive...to people of Piglatin descent. Anywho, I already have John Lithgow signed on as an extra so we can pretty much only go uphill from there...I'm still waiting to hear back from that kid from Camp Nowhere but I'm pretty confident. The picture is going to be a coming of age drama filmed with a wide angle lens and a cell phone...its gonna be HUGE.