Jeff George Is Not Walking Through That Door

Alright kids,
It's time for my first post...and since I stay on topic about as well as acclaimed author Kirby Puckett (did you mean Kirby Puckett sexual assault?), I decided to just give you my NFL picks for this Sunday and also wax poetic about surefire hall of famer Matt "adult diapers" Cassell. So fill up your goblets, throw on your favorite robe, and make sure mom and dad are fast asleep cause we're about to get hot, heavy, and inappropriate.

Let's start with my beloved Patriots:
@New England -3 Denver
It's really hard for me to pick against the Pats especially at home but after the abortions that were the dolphins and chargers games I gotta think the broncos have enough fire power to squeak by. Granted, the Denver defense is a good place to get our skiddish Drew Bledsoe protege off the ground...but forgive me of little faith. Jay Cutler is more than capable to pick apart such a geriatric secondary and Brandon Marshall is an absolute freak of nature. I know it's only Thursday but this spread is a little generous, I see the Pats getting choked out by halftime and another chorus of boos for our fearless high school quarterback hero.

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